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Austendike

Escort in Austendike, Lincolnshire

5'4" 9st Brown Brown Shoulder length C Shaved Completely

We are a genuine mature married couple, who offer a 3sum experience second to none. We are very laid back and relaxed in what we do. We are very discreet and respectful. Come and try you will come back. Please Read Feedback & Field reports.

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ABOUT US



JUST LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS !!! & A WONDEFUL NEW YEAR !!!!

<b>WE HAVE JUST PUT OUR PRICES UP FOR NEXT YEAR JUST SO YOU ARE AWARE</b>

We will be putting our prices up in the New Year we have not increased them for several years and are still one of the more reasonably priced Couples on here. Anyone already booked in for next year it will still be at the rate when you booked it...XXXXXX

Well here we are we have been enjoying being an Escorting Couple now for over 11 years, who would have thought it just
an ordinary married couple who both love Sex and most things that go with it. We both realised very early in our relationship
that we totally and utterly Love Sex.

We tried Swinging early on but we found it was very much like hard work, you would contact a couple and then there would
be endless emails and then maybe a phone call and then arrange a social meet, maybe a drink or a meal. Then as we finished
the evening we would all agree to message the next day and go from there. We felt the evening had gone very well and were looking
forward to taking it to the next step. Then the message would arrive &quot;Not really our type&quot;!!!

We then started to visit Sex Clubs, we had loads of great evenings most of them where we had other guys join us for a threesome
or a moresome. We tried several couples but most of the time they would want to swap parteners and then we found that the guy was
having a whale of a time with Debs and Ed was invariably stuck with a Lady who obviously was just there to apease her husband
she didnt really want to be there. Very frustrating !!

We would imagine a lot of you guys out there have had similar experiences of trying to find a nice couple to join up with for
some fun, make lots of plans and arrangements only to find they dont turn up or worse still they dont even exist, its just some
sad perverted single Guy messing people about.

We gave up on the swinging world, and by chance we booked a Lady Escort off this site for ourselves, she wasnt the first one we
had met off here but we told her about how disapointing swinging was and she suggested that we put a profile on AW as a couple
she said we obviously loved playing with others and we didnt have any jealousy issues, we both love to share and to give pleasure
to others.

So we chatted about it and decided to put one on here....The rest is history, best thing we ever did we absolutely love it, we
hope that is reflected in all our feedback and field reports.

We feel now we offer a great service to lots of Guys who have a Threesome on their &quot;Bucket Lists&quot;. They are mostly very happily
married but their wives have either lost interest in Sex or would definitely not consider bringing others in for some group fun.

So if you find yourself in the above group, we are the perfect solution, you come and see us for a no holes barred Threesome
with a very experienced couple who genuinely do it because they love doing it.

Its more like a business arrangement we offer a service that you want to try, you can plan it and request anything that you
have always fancied doing. Be that just a straight forward go with the flow threesome with two Guys sharing the same Lady, and
you have the advantage that you know she isnt going to say no!!

Or you can go for a more tailored meet and you can live out a particular fantasy you have always wanted to do. We are very
broadminded and not easily shocked. We can play out certain roleplay ideas you have or we can make one up for you to make sure
that you get everything that you desire from it, and usually more too.

When we first started to do this Ed was straight, a proper mans man. We kept getting asked if we do orally bi meets and we kept
saying no to them. Then again one night we were in bed and we got chatting about it and Ed said he had often watched me sucking
on some guys Cock and thought to himself, I wonder what it is like. So the next Guy to ask for orally bi we said yes.

Now I thought this is going to be a big jump for Ed. He tried it, I called him down and asked him to help me suck on this guys
Cock he got down on his knees and joined me. Afterwards he said yeah it was alright. I have to laugh because back then he would
help me sucking a cock but he wouldnt go near their balls at all. But now he absolutely loves to suck Cock and loves licking
and sucking the guys balls too now, and recently he has had a couple of guys actually Cum in his mouth. He has become a very
efficient Cock sucker and he absolutely loves doing it now. He can Deepthroat better than I can, and nearly all the guys he
has sucked have all said he is very good at it..Who would have thought it.

We love nothing better than sharing a Cock &amp; Balls, you can lay back on our sofa I can be in between your legs licking or sucking your balls (Especially if nice and smooth) Ed can be sucking your Cock teasing the head and then a deepthroat Fuck you, shoot your load into his mouth. Or vice versa whichever you fancy. Most guys say its probably the best BJ they have ever had. So if you fancy feeling two mouths pleasuring you at the same time come and try it, I bet you come back for more !! Or you can have Ed sucking you while I kiss you and pinch your nipples...please be sure to tell us anything you fancy having done and we are pretty sure we will do it and you will love it. We are both pleasure givers !! So cum and be a pleasure taker !!!

Now we have read in books and magazines that 80% of Guys start to have bi sexual fantasies after the age of 40, wonder if
thats why they say life begins a 40 Lol. But this is where all you guys problems lie, you cant very well say to your mates
I fancy sucking a cock sometime, you would probably be ostrasised.

So here we are again you can live out this fantasy with the knowledge of what happens in our home stays in our home, nobody
else will ever know only you and us. So if you have found yourself sat in front of the TV or your smart phone with your trousers
around your ankles wanking yourself stupid watching a Porn film, whether it is two Guys Spitroasting a lady or doing DP
on her one in her Pussy and one in her Arse. You are only frustrating yourselves, you can do it for real with a genuine
dirty fucking bitch and her hubby.

Maybe you have moved on from the two Guys sharing the same lady and you have now found you are watching two guys and a
lady but now one of the guys is getting his cock and balls sucked and licked by the man and the woman, imagine that two
very experienced cock suckers sharing your cock, you can even have a filthy porn ending and cum in their mouths just
like they do on the screen, only probably better because we are doing it because we want too and because we love too.

Nothing you will get from us will ever be fake, we dont do fake, we hate that, we do it for fun for all involved. We find
it a big turn on to know guys watch our movie clips and read our blogs and erotica stories. But our biggest pride is all
the lovely genuine feedback you all leave us. That tells us we are doing a proper service, we dont have any negative
feedback on here at all.

We are a mature couple and the age at the bottom of our profile is not our true age, we put it at 49 because a lot of
guys who search for couples put the cut off age at 50. But not blowing our own trumpets or anything but we do both look
after ourselves, very careful what we eat and exercise too. Most guys who come to see us are absolutely amazed at Debs
figure and body, she is a perfect 10 in size and got that perfect hour glass figure 36/24/36 very firm breasts and a very
cute fuckable bum.

So if you want to live out some of you fantasies, look no further, we are here to help you fulfill them, we think you will
struggle to find a more genuine couple, and a more natural threesome experience than with us. We dont charge any extras
for anything, we dont say DFK at discretion how can you possibly enjoy a sexual encounter without kissing so false.

We dont say Anal if you not too big or if you want it it has to be a 2 hour booking. I love DP &amp; DVP and believe when
I say I have had some very big cocks in both holes at the same time. I would not do it unless I loved it.

So theres abit about us we so look forward to finding out what floats your boat in the bedroom department. Stop watching
Porn come and be involved in some with us, come and have the most natural threesome experience with us soon.

<b>COME AND MAKE YOUR DREAMS AND FANTASIES COME TRUE WITH US</b>

So if you have spent your life with a Fantasy idea stuck in your head, it may have come from years ago, you maybe thinking I will never get to play it out. Well we maybe the chance to do it with you, we dont profess to be Oscar winning actors but we give it our best shot.

Maybe when you were younger you fancied being seduced by a neighbour, or a friends mum. Maybe your a house sitter and we arrive home early from holiday and find wanking into a pair of Debs panties...You could be in trouble !!!

Maybe you fancy controlling one or both of us, for your total pleasure, we are behind with the rent...You make us pay you in other ways.

There are lots of ideas Guys have run by us and we have designed and planned a bit of a scenario for them..the Guy usually goes away with a big smile on his face.

Or if you are a little nervous then just simply go with the flow...let Debs work her magic on you and seduce you into a threesome.

If your a little more experienced and fancy expanding your and experimenting a little then try one of our Mini Gang Bangs, we have done probably 20 or more of these and everyonee has loved them, you get to fuck all my holes, and you can sit and watch for a bit while the other two Fuck me or spitroast me...watch me getting DP`d
then come and put your Cock in my mouth to get me nice and airtight...you will leave wanting more I promise you.




<b>SOME SCENARIOS YOU CAN PLAYOUT OR LET US KNOW YOUR OWN DESIRES AND WE CAN PLAN ONE FOR YOU...LIVE OUT YOU DREAMS.....</b>

<b>A lesson in why you should not Gamble if you cant afford it..Ed pays the price</b>

Debs comes home from shopping, unpacks everything and then goes into the lounge to find Ed.
Yes she finds him alright his is on his knees between a naked guys legs sucking the Guys Cock. Turns out Ed has been gambling again and couldnt meet his repayment this month, so the guy has demanded a Blow Job from him. Debs watches for a while and when the Guy says he is going to Cum in Eds mouth Debs has different ideas for that.
She leaves the room for a few minutes and then returns in just a pair of Stckings and suspenders and killer heels. Sits next to the guy and asks if he would prefer to Fuck her in front of Ed...teach him a proper lesson and we can make him lick us both while we Fuck.....The lucky guy gets his Cock sucked by both of us, his balls licked and sucked while Debs rides him..
Maybe that will teach Ed not to gamble...



<b> You work with Debs and you have been for a drink </b>

One for the orally bi/curious...…
You and Debs work together and you have just been to a works party and you have given Debs a lift home; she invites you in for a nightcap; but once she gets you in the kitchen she starts to get a bit touchy feely, she has had a few drinks and is feeling horny. You end up have a snogging session and a good grope, but you say you must leave and start to make your way out; Debs insists you say goodbye to Ed who is supposed to be in the lounge watching TV.
Well when you come into the lounge you both find Ed has fallen asleep but its obvious he has been watching porn or something as he has his trousers down and his cock out. You both have a giggle about it but then Debs starts to touch Eds Cock and it soon starts to get erect, she invites you over to have a touch and then Debs has a suck on it and then offers it to you to suck; after a few minutes Ed wakes up and it soon leads onto a full on 3sum.

A variation on the above if you fancy being the one to get Sucked, you are Debs &amp; Eds house guest, they have been out for a drink and when they return home. Debs stays in the kitchen getting drinks and Ed wanders through to the lounge to find you asleep on the sofa, there is porn on the TV and you have obviously been wanking yourself watching it, your trousers are off and your Cock lays there still semi hard.
Debs then comes into the lounge and is pleasantly surprised, she then says to Ed that she would love to watch him suck the your Cock !!!
So Ed kneels down and starts to lick and suck your balls before moving onto your cock, he is happily giving you a Blow Job, Debs watches for a few minutes, it turns her on watching Ed suck Cock. Then she joins in and helps him, slowly you wake up to find the two of us sucking you off, or if you can Cum twice you can lay there and soak up the pleasure till you Cum in our mouths. I will let you recover for a while as I will want you both to Fuck me....

<b>A Domination Role..Debs is my Bosses Wife </b>

One for guys who would like to dominate and control Debs.....
Debs is my Bosses wife and I have been having an affair with her for several months now; I have taken photos of me fucking her and I am now going to put them to good use.
She doesn&#39;t want her husband to find out as he will kick her out and she will loose a very good lifestyle...
I have told her now that she will do everything that I tell her or I will email the pictures to her hubby....
So the two of us go to see Debs at her place; I will then explain to Debs why I have brought you around; telling her that you are my mate and you want to fuck her or the photos are sent...
We then tell her to go and slip into something a bit more revealing; once she is back we order her to do whatever we want to...… Bend over flash her bum... play with herself in front of us.. get on her knees and suck one of us... absolutely anything we desire she will have to do.. we can use all her holes for our pleasure and there is nothing she can do about it …. she will do as she is told or face the consequences..... our own little Fuck slut...


<b>The Au Pair Girls Interview</b>

We are a couple of guys that live in the same house and we are looking for an Au Pair girl to look after the place cleaning, Cooking etc.
Debs comes round for the interview, she is dressed smart but sexy, we chat for a while and tell her the job entails and then we both show her around our home.
We end up in the main bedroom where we make a few suggestive comments saying how much action the bed has seen and could see a lot more in a little while, we say what a great figure Debs has and ask if she has a boyfriend, and if so is she getting enough fun from him or does she need more.
Debs by now is getting very uncomfortable and is trying to make excuses to get out of the bedroom, but we have her trapped in there.
Ed will manoeuvre behind Debs and he will grab her arms so that she cannot move, you can then move in and rub her tits and comment that she is wearing no bra.
You then slowly fetch a pair of scissors from the dresser and cut her top open revealing her tits with pierced nipples, Debs is struggling and begging you to stop, but you ignore her and then undo her skirt ( or trousers ) and pull them down and off, you then put your hand in her knickers feeling her wet pussy, then you cut her knickers off.
We then tell her there is two ways of doing this the nice way or the nasty way, but what ever happens we are both going to Fuck you !!!!
We throw her onto the bed and one holds her down while the other one pushes his cock into her mouth…after a few minutes Debs will either submit to us both and do everything we ask or she will resist and we take it in turns to take her as we chose !!!!
Your choice on the ending…..


<b> Ed The Debt Collector !!! </b>

A bit of a twist on the Debt Collector one, in this you and Debs actually owe Ed the rent and he has come to collect, he is not happy at all as we don&#39;t have it !! He then takes the Debt out of us making Debs to do things that she doesn&#39;t want to do, making her do things to you while he watches, then he will make her do things to him, he wants his monies worth and is going to degrade both of us, ordering us to do what ever he demands. He may make us both to suck his massive Cock then maybe make you guide his big cock into me and make you lick my clit and his shaft and balls as he fucks me deep.....combinations are endless, best let him know your limitations first...….


<b> DEBS LOVES TO BE DOMINATED </b>

Debs has a desire to be a sex slave, she has recently found that she loves to be totally Dominated and used as you see fit. Ed can either be in control with you or he will happily take a cuckold type role.
If this is your type of thing please give us your fantasy idea and we will turn it into reality for you...Have your own little Slut on a lead.... or be a little more dominant and create a near total control scenario restraining her cutting or tearing some of hers clothes off then using all her holes as you see fit.


<b>DEBS IS UPSET... DRESSED TO THRILL AN NOWHERE TO GO....</b>
We receive a txt message from Debs telling us she is really upset and pissed off with her hubby as they were due to go out tonight and while he was getting ready she went into his wallet to find something and found a Ladies name and phone number and some Condoms....she confronted him about it and he has stormed off for the night and she could do with being cheered up.........she asks us to come round....when we get there she is dressed in a very sexy mini dress with stockings and heels....we both console her and hug her...she asks our advice....and we tell her what is good for the goose is good for the gander.....she ought to go out and find a guy to fuck her and teach hubby a lesson...she says that&#39;s difficult for a single lady to go out on her own...and who would want to fuck me its all in pubs...we flatter her and tell her how sexy she looks and what an amazing figure she has and that men would queue up to fuck her....she laughs and says well would one of you fuck me ?? we both say yes we would...... but would you want one of us then...she comes over and kisses one of us passionately before kissing the next one the same ...then she says no I want both of you....and it develops into a full on horny 3sum....

<b>EVER WANTED TO FUCK A GORGEOUS BRIDE IN FULL DRESS ????</b>
We will be adding some pics of Debs wearing it and slipping out of it...This is only available for a 1.5hr booking as it takes so long to get ready and also cleaning costs of dress.....
Debs is in a muddle her dresser has had an accident and cant find a replacement to help Debs get dressed for her big day all her Bridesmaids are busy getting ready themselves....So Debs being Debs asks a couple of her ex lovers to help her out....they turn up and find her in her dress looking stunning but she cant lace up the back and asks for there assistance...they both help her to do the dress up chatting about her big day and new husband to be....she then voices concerns that her new husband is not that good in the bedroom department.....you 2 guys obviously know that she is quite demanding.....and both say jokingly that you can always call on either of us if you need anything.....the dress is all done up now and she is ready...but she explains that she thought it would take us 2 guys a lot longer than that to dress her..... its still 3 hrs before the Wedding she cant walk around in the dress for 3hrs so she asks us to help her get out of it and stay to get her back into it later we agree and slowly undo all the lacing at the back...expecting her to ask us to leave once its undone so she can slip out of it.....but no Debs has other ideas and allows the dress to slowly slip down to reveal her breasts and pierced nipples and then lets it fall to the floor leaving her in just her wedding underwear.....guess the rest.....Or the other alternative ending is once we have the dress all done up Debs says that one of her suspenders has come undone would we help to fasten it please...we raise her dress up and fasten the clip but fingers and tongues start to stray over her bum and into her knickers....leading into a very hot 3sum with Debs still in her Gown she will be on her knees sucking both of ...Spitroasted maybe DP`ed if its possible....if not the dress will come off as she loves DP.....

<b>PLEASE STAY IN I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.....</b>
Quite a simple one for anyone who is a little nervous about being in a 3sum......You have come to ours to take Ed out for a drink for the evening, I don&#39;t want you to go as I would love a bit of company...you tell me that where you go for your drink there is a Barmaid that dresses in very short skirts and revealing tops, if I were to consider dressing a bit like that you may be persuaded to stay in.....I go to the bedroom and come back dressed as you have asked....you both love it but tell me that I still have to do more to make you stay....I then move close to both of you and set about seducing you both......mmm.... it does work very well we have done this one a couple of times really does get the juices flowing....


<b>TV REPAIR MAN...</b>
You and E arrive to fix my TV I am dressed in a very short skirt and a revealling top I take you both into the lounge and bend over the TV to show you what I think is wrong with it giving yo both a flash of my stocking tops....you then start working on it I make you both a drink and sit on the sofa flashing my thighs and knickers to you both....once TV is repaired I ask you both to have a look at a Fax machine I have in the bedroom its playing up.....we all go into the bedroom I sit on the bed while you two set about repairing the Fax.......I ask about how much its all going to cost me and is there anything I can do to get a good discount.......I give you both the sucking and fucking of your life....and my TV and Fax repaired for free....everyone is happy.........

<b>THE DEBT COLLECTOR.......</b>
You come round to collect money from us....which we do not have....you tell us it is seriously overdue and that cant leave without some sort of payment to satisfy you......you comment that D is a very attractive and sexy lady and that if she undressed in front of you that would clear a little of the debt......she agrees and undresses....you then say that if we allow you to touch and caress her it will reduce it further......your demands get more and more sexual ask for what you want....D will do it..... it ends up with us both fucking her senseless spitroast DP......you go away with a big smile on your face and we clear our debts....everyones happy...


<b>DEBS IS THE BOSS !!</b>
Debs is our boss and she is not happy with our performances of late......so she has called us both in for a bit of a dressing down and a pull your socks up talking to......or there are other ways of keeping our jobs she expains but it will involve us having to do exactly what she tells us to do.....she will then instruct us to kiss her and slowly undress her to her stockings and heels.....then we will have to kiss and lick that gorgeous body all over....and if we are good boys then we may get a treat and get our Cocks sucked and teased......and she may then demand that we both Fuck her......but if you want to keep your job it had better be a good Fucking we give her.....:):)


<b>THE PEEPING TOM......</b>
You can either be in the garden or you are a house guest looking in on us from another room....we start to play together undressing each other lots of sucking and licking....we then realise that someone is watching us but instead of stopping we carry on and really play up to you making sure you are getting a great view of everything that we are doing.....we then let you know that we know you are there and invite you in to the room.....we ask if you would like to join us......mmm


<b>THE BARMAID WHO`S STEALING FROM YOU......</b>
You and E call me into the room and ask if I am enjoying working for you etc...saying the punters like me as I have a great figure and always dress nice and sexily etc......you then ask if I have been taking money from the till as there is about &#163;40 a week going missing and that it is always on my shift....I deny it and you say best get the police in I beg you not too....you then realise that I am here illegally and have no passport....you then say if I allow you to search me for the money you will not call the police I reluctantly agree.....you do a very intimate search....but you dont find it.....you then say you want to do a strip search of me or you get police....I agree you ask me to remove my top and check it no money...you then say remove my skirt at this point I turn around and produce the &#163;40 that I have had hidden in my knickers....but you just say carry on remove your skirt or you will call the police.....I have to do as I am told......you make me strip......and then make me do whatever you want me to do to you both........mmm

We can do Dinner dates or escorting to Parties or Clubs etc. please email for rates. Also weekends away to a Hotel, you can have the use of us, as and when you please, again please email for rates XXXXX

If two or more guys wanted to cum along together then the price is &#163;170 for the first guy and &#163;150 for each of the others so if you wanted to bring your mate or mates along please feel free!! You will both or all go home very very happy XXXX

We are happy to attend parties, we can put on a very good show, also Fem loves to be Gang Banged so if there is a group of you please email for rates we think you will be suprised XXXXX

Rates for MF couple will just be our standard hourly rate &#163;170 for the both of you.....XXXX

Single females please email for rates


Zero Feed Back


Due to Several Guys who have messed us about in the last couple of months.
<b>NEW RULES FOR &quot;0&quot; FEEDBACK MEMBERS</b>
We have been happy in the past to see guys with no FB, everyone has to start somewhere, but unfortunately due to the high volume of Idiots that seem to get a kick out of messing people about we will now insist that if you want to book us for an in call then you will have to pay a &#163;50 Deposit into our bank account if you are looking for an Out call then it will be a &#163;100 deposit. This deposit will have to be paid after the booking has been put through to us.
We apologise if you are genuine, and we have met some great guys on here that had no feedback but now it seems about 8 out of 10 are idiots just getting kicks.
So if you are genuine please email us. If for some reason we cancel the booking we will return the deposit to you any method you choose except via post (unless its a Cheque). But it is very unlikely we will cancel
We are very Genuine as you can see by our feedbacks and Field reports so hopefully these new rules wont put you off coming to see us, we do love to help guys fulfil their fantasies and if you are genuine then hopefully you wont mind paying the deposit. It can be done via Paypal or Bank transfer

Mini GB`S Return


We have a quite a few Guys ask about these Mini GangBangs again just lately so we thought we would give you all another chance to experience one if you fancy it.

We have done a couple over the last two months and they always playout well, so many different options you have for fun...You can sit back and watch me getting fucked by another Guy while my husband is sucking your Cock...we can both suck you at the same time...you can Cum in either of our mouths....plus you have another guy there too...all my holes will be there for you to fuck and use....

You can plan a bit of a scenario or we can design one to fit in with what you want...we are here to please you and we both love it....

So let us know if you are interested and we can try and sort one out for you...