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RealLoverExperience

Newington

Escort in Newington, Southwark - Greater London

5'3" Blue Red Long C Natural

♦️ Scottish Hot Buttered Strumpet ♦️ I Love Kissing ♦️ Curvy Hips, Bum, Boobs ♦️ Mature Mentertainer ♦️ Clean Shower/Fresh Towels ♦️ 2min Walk from Borough Tube ♦️ 7min walk from London Bridge and Elephant & Castle

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ABOUT ME



🟩 Newsflash! I AM BACK PROPERLY, at last! I AM IN LONDON ALL OVER CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR 🟩


<h3 class="bbcode"> &#128165; HEY MR… DO YOU WANT TO SEE **MORE** OF ME THAN THE SNAPS ON THE RIGHT? SEE MY *more revealing* PHOTOS IN MY PRIVATE PEEPSHOW GALLERY &#128165; </h3>
<h3 class="bbcode"> &#127855; HON&#163;Y MON&#163;Y - 30min &#163;100 / 45min-&#163;150 / 1hr-&#163;200 / 1.5hr-&#163;300 / 2hr-&#163;400 &#127855; </h3>
<h3 class="bbcode"> &#127772;OVERNIGHT in/out - &#163;800 - Cold feet on your bum, stealing pillows, terrible snoring, is free!&#127771; </h3>
<h3 class="bbcode"> ❌❌❌ PLEASE DO NOT SEND IN BOOKING FORMS WITHOUT PRIOR CONTACT ❌❌❌ </h3>
<h3 class="bbcode"> &#128308;&#128308; IF YOU HAVE NO ESCORT MEET FEEDBACK, A SMALL DEPOSIT IS REQUIRED &#128308;&#128308; </h3>
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Hello Mr…yes you there, with the twinkle in your eye...may I leadeth ye into temptation? Well, it looks like you&#39;ve found the way all by yourself...but just you follow me…because I know a little shortcut...

Call me &#39;D&#39;. I&#39;m an Independent Mature Scottish/Londoner specialising in enveloping you in a &#39;Real Lover Experience&#39; - a very complimentary term coined several years ago by a very happy reviewer. So if you desire a &#39;Real Lover Experience&#39; then come closer...does relaxed intimacy with a safe, sensual, honest, sexy, funny, warm lady...sound good? Then do read on...

I&#39;m that mature, curvy, sexy older woman, you see on the train on your way to work…I&#39;m well read, well travelled, well educated, cultured, kind, considerate, down to earth, cheeky, chatty, witty, spontaneous, assertive, and I could show you a thing or two…

If you seek a safe, discreet intimate brief encounter, I may be the lady you&#39;re looking for...I have a decadent and sexy little boudoir in the London Bridge area of SE1 and I look forward to luring you in...

Always clean and tidy with fresh bed linen, I will also be super fresh and fragrant for you, as I&#39;m sure you will be for me! And if you&#39;re not...I have a big wire brush, carbolic soap and dettol in the cupboard. Only joking! I do have fresh towels, a selection of gents (non perfumed/sporty) toiletries available, and also mouthwash/sealed new toothbrushes/mints at hand. A hot shower that works, and proper air con in summer.



<h3 class="bbcode"> &#128308; 7 DAYS BY APPT. SAME DAY SOMETIMES POSSIBLE WITH 2HR NOTICE &#128308; </h3>

A fan of the utmost discretion, I don&#39;t receive visitors every day (I&#39;m not young enough or fit enough, haha), but I do want to attract MY sort of person, and if YOU are reading this far, it&#39;s you? I really honestly appreciate your brain far more than your physical appearance and abilities, and anything else is a bonus. I&#39;m a fan of &#39;everything in moderation&#39;. Life is for living, but let&#39;s be safe. I KNOW you appreciate my discretion and diligence in this.

This modern version of Hogarth&#39;s &#39;The Harlot&#39;s Progress&#39; is just, and contented. I&#39;m here because I want to be here, no one is behind my dollymopping except me, and it&#39;s not a stop gap to something else, either.

I like the personal touch, don&#39;t you? It&#39;s what a Real Lover would do...I don&#39;t have to compartmentalise my brain, because I&#39;m in the right job for me, but stigma against my chosen work isn&#39;t going to cease any time soon, so I have to keep some secrets.

I&#39;m really 59, not a day more or less. I have smooth creamy alabaster skin, contrasting wavy tousled red hair, nice smile (I&#39;m a private dental patient, dental hygiene/teeth are important, but they’re not ‘turkey teeth’ white!) and expressive big blue eyes. I have a bountiful voluptuous classic &#39;hourglass&#39; figure, a UK 16/18 (look up curvy model Ashley Graham, I’m about her shape/size) with natural boobs, a defined waist, big bouncy bum, and curvy hips to ensnare you in...

You can see face pics in my private gallery, have a look, but several reviews say, &#39;striking&#39;, &#39;pretty&#39;, &#39;gorgeous&#39;, &#39;very attractive&#39;. I didn&#39;t even pay them or anything! I&#39;d say &#39;quite attractive&#39;.No one has ever recoiled and ran away screaming, so there’s that. One young man said I didn’t look old enough for his MILF fantasy, and he was expecting me to look older!


<h3 class="bbcode"> &#128308; Browsing for future? Add me to HOT LIST by clicking the tab on top/bottom right of this page &#128308; </h3>

<h3 class="bbcode"> Plagiarists/thieves, we might share some clients, but DO NOT STEAL my writing. Don&#39;t make blogposts out of my writing that you find on my site either. I DO FIND OUT, and sometimes clients/other sex workers tell me, too. Write your own or ask for help with it. No one wants to make a booking with a thief, and the many clients who notice it won&#39;t book you either. </h3>

HOW TO MEET ME


<h3 class="bbcode"> ❌ DON’T SEND RANDOM BOOKING FORMS WITHOUT PRIOR CONTACT ❌ </h3>


Send me a message here with a little bit of info about yourself, and the date and time that you’d like to meet.

When I’ve replied and we’ve been introduced, please complete a booking form, so that I can schedule you in my diary. I log in here once a day at some point in the day/eve.

On the day of meeting, please reaffirm at least a couple of hours before our meeting, a short text is fine. That’s it! Easy, right? I look forward to meeting you!

Sending messages of one word, one liners, porn fantasy word salad, or vague nothings with no time/date meeting plan, will simply get you blocked. Don’t waste your own time.

<h3 class="bbcode"> ❌ DO NOT SEND RANDOM BOOKING FORMS WITHOUT PRIOR CONTACT, THANK YOU ❌ </h3>

Disabled Friendly


I have much experience of entertaining many differences of ability, so don&#39;t be shy about asking.
I am willing to meet qualified carers (with their ID) at the beginning of our meeting, to ensure your safety and peace of mind, too.
My experience includes cerebral palsy, spinal muscular atrophy, amputees, autism spectrum, blindness, rheumatoid arthritis, mild/medium different learning abilities, deafness, Duchennes muscular dystrophy, burns survivors, war heroes (and all that can entail) Treacher Collins, multiple sclerosis, neurofibromatosis, stoma, facial disfigurements, lots more.
I&#39;m not squeamish, so never be embarrassed about personal issues, we&#39;re all human! ! I&#39;m easy going about those issues, never worry!

Now, where&#39;s my Kama Sutra book...

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Browsing for future fun? You can add me to your Hotlist by clicking on the button at the top/bottom of this page...I hope to meet you sometime!
xxx D