Userfriendly Frenchy50

NEW RATES : like we’re back in 2016 ??
Hour : £150 ( instead of £180 )
30mins : £80 ( instead of £100 )


PLEASE NOTE : this is not my only online profile and i do not come on here as often to check DMs, so best and quickest way to reach me is via phone ( call or text ) to make sure not to miss me as i could be too late seeing your message… .. also, for this same reason, i don’t always remember to switch my green light on, so if you see my number, just know i am likely around so do get in touch anyway, i’m only a quick text away :) xx

User-friendly [ yü-zer-fren(d)-lë ] : adjective
Definition : easy to learn, use, understand or deal with
My profile name is self explanatory ????

I’M NOT PERFECT, BUT I’M 100% PLASTIC FREE ??
Real boobs, real hair, real nails, real lashes, real lips, real everything !

Hey, I’m Roxy Shizzl ! ????
And i have been in the industry a long time before i joined AW ( back in the days where us girls used put up a weekly ad in the local newspapers lol ) with over 28 years experience ( i first started escorting in France in 1996 ) let’s say, I know my way around the bedroom ??
I am a confident, Sexy 49 year old french MILF
With a non conformist and no nonsense personality...
BIG REAL F CUP BOOBS ON SIZE 12 BODY ( best of both )! AND PERFECT SMOOTH TIGHT PIERCED PUSSY
Alternative looks and wild even in the bedroom for a guaranteed slutty girlfriend experience ;)

I’m a realist, so you won’t hear me claim that i am “the best around” lol but i am most defintely one of the good ones ;)

I am french, but having been in the UK for a very long time, i speak fluent English So communication issues are the last thing you need to worry about xxxx Everything on my profile has be written by myself, no third party is involved in helping me run my account, write my bio or answer calls or messsages.... just me :)


FAQ : “WHAT SERVICE DO YOU OFFER ?”
I charge for time ( not based on indiviual services... “just a BJ” won’t cost you less )
My prices include a full personal service, same thing as when a guy takes a girl to bed, no need to list the obvious.... just no anal, no bareback, no swallow
FAQ : “CAN YOU SQUIRT ?” “CAN YOU DEEPTHROAT ?” Both are just internet labels ( never heard of them until a few years ago ) we girls get wet and we all know how to suck dick, no need to go all “ripley believe it or not” With sexual prowess.... i’m good, i’m very good, good sex is spontaneous, no need to label a good head with a pornhub name lol
NOT A FAN OF FACIAL : aim is quasi unpredicable and it’s a pink eye waiting to happen. Pink eye means i can’t carry on working afterwards and it’s a health hazard ( even with eye shut, it just does not work ) x
** I AM A NON SMOKER ** ( was told by a client to state this as it seems to be a very relevant info )
** BUT I DON'T MIND IF YOU ARE A SMOKER ** ;)

????WHO DO I SEE????
I believe that there are only one 2 types of people in this world : nice people and bad people.... Therefore I am happy to see gentlemen of all ethnic background or nationality.... all I require is that you are at least 21 or over ( and I have of course, no upper age limit ) and that you speak a good enough English to allow us to communicate properly ( it’s essential )
So, as long as you’re clean, friendly and genuine, you and I will get on just fine ??
Stating that you are “white british” is unnecessary and will not score you any extra point lol

?? MY SMALL LIST OF RULES??
- NO WEIRD SHIT ! I don’t peg, i won’t pretend to be your mom, pee/poo are for the toilets... each of their own and all that, but not my gig, don’t ask !
- NO WATER / HARD SPORTS ( please stop asking )
- NO ANAL ( on me or you, no pegging )
- NO BAREBACK
- NO FINGER BASHING ( fingering is cool )
- NO PHOTOS, NO VIDEOS ( videos on my profile were made in private context )
- NO OUTDOORS NOR CAR MEET
- WITHELD CALLS WILL BE DECLINED
- I WILL ONLY SEE SOBER CLIENTS (safety reasons)
- MY PRICES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE ( no matter how many times you ask )
DO NOT ARRIVE WITH A TO DO LIST IN MIND ( i want this, i want that ) ,it might happen, it might not, always go with the flow !
And Please only book if genuinely planning on coming, this is an adult service, and it means just that.... only intended for grown ups ! If you’re a time waster or a serial messager seeking cheap thrills, please leave me out of it, we girls have no time for this
I’m like a NHS dentist, miss your appointment once without any notice or sending a simple courtesy text and you will not get a second booking from me

???? Looking forward to showing you some real fun soon ????

Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????